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Why do I feel like we’re married, and I’m your wife?

Kevin:I just caught a fly in my hand -
Aleks:Did you eat it?
Kevin:Because it was flying ar-- No. Ehh hold on.
Aleks:Dude you should tape off -- Like, rip off its wings and then tape it down, and then say dirty things to it.
Aleks:You should be like 'You've been a dirty fly.'
Kevin:(laughing) What the fuck is wRONG WITH YOU?
Aleks:You've been quite the naughty fly haven't you? Just flying around here.


I think the creatures have the cutest relationships.

Jordan and Monica 

Dan and liz 

Seamus and Ash

Spoon and Ali 

Aleks and Dominika

And then theirs James and his blowup dolls

buy my shirts

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Some days, I’m genuinely scared for Ciaran’s sanity.

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*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

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